Tuesday Poem: Twitter Poem No. 4

Everyone is afraid of Biff.
No one is afraid of Biff.
No one is afraid of Biff or Percy.
Some are afraid of Percy not Biff.
No one is afraid of Percy but Biff.
Everyone is afraid.

 

- I appropriate freely. Thank you horse_ebooks.

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Tuesday Poem – Instructions For Creating A Chant

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3. Change the language to Hindi.
4. Press the speaker symbol. Listen. Repeat as often as necessary until you achieve enlightenment. If that fails, try Arabic.
5. Any translation is possible. Nothing is sacred.

 


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Tuesday Poem: Third Twitter Bot Poem

as you
know
i am
a full
time
internet

strangers
give me
complex
directions
in linear
time
there is
not a
single
vacant
room
thru’out
the infinite
hotel

stand still
you will hear
them

wild birds

My third twitterbot poem thanks to e_horse books. If only I could write so eloquently as this spambot. Please check out the joint Tuesday Poem Birthday Masterpiece.

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Tuesday Poem – Second Twitter Bot Poem

forgive
me for
handlin
th sun
th answers
I had
shared
with
flowin
arms
& soft
hands
“gas is
high -
travel is
time
byond
mortality”
some were
told
whether
they
wanted
to hear
it
or not:
I was
excited -
I
knew
like
I
knew
like
I
knew
like…
you
know
when
you
just
know

 

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Tuesday Poem – Brachiation Book Launch

Congratulations to Janis Freegard who has three chapbooks coming out. My book, Brachiation is launching this Sunday, 25 March 2012, at the Theosophical Society Library, 333 Princes Street (Jetty Street entrance) from 3pm. Open mic will start around 4pm. Hope to see you there!


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Tuesday Poem – Poem of a Third Sunday by Joan Fleming

One, a willow tree

Two, a cello

Three, a basket of plums.

They are not ripe,
not yet,
but
they will be.

The cello
makes the air
afraid
of pretty
things.

Come
over here,
you young girls.

Show us your necks,
and the insides
of your
wrists.

Joan Fleming is a pretty thing that writes pretty things about pretty things that makes other pretty things feel pretty things. She is wildly read, widely published [Snorkel, Takahe, Blackmail Press, Turbine, and The Same as Yes - VUP], wryly charmed, and Derrida-ly ensorcelled, inveigled, beguiled, wowed by the poetics of iterability.

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Tuesday Poem – Believe him the gardener by Loveday Why

Teeth stripped stems percussive: tooth comb, fish bone,
fingered little globes of surfacing blood,

less than arterial, the pricks of gorse,
bright brilliance we could burst, skin’s checked force.

Lost in the bush, I was calm – now I wake
charged with a crazy person’s worry shake,

while, undiverted, you work hand and fist,
milking tight stems into pots, grip and twist,

whitely biting fruit to make juice. Firefly!
now maddens with flung orbs the magnet sky,

tiny red planets sucked up, hung in luck.
Count the clustered stars, blood points of our trust.

Red juice pools soft in the well of your lip,
sweat beads your bare feet like clear berries strung.

Wading Roti’s hot skies, ocean soaked locks,
drookit, mealie meal, arms spears, board a shield,

heart bursts. Rapt children run so fast from you,
their feet leave redcurrants on the rocks.

Loveday is a published UK poet and a 2006 recipient of the Derek Walcott Prize for poetry. Believe him the gardener is a self-contained unit of a wider conversation on poetry, the rest of which can be found at the Like Starlings website.

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